CHEW

2012-01-31T06:30:00.000-08:00

is there like a foreboding feeling that you really need something in your life but you're not getting it? because if you need something, you will naturally know what you're looking for. If you feel like you need something that you don't know, then maybe you really don't need anything at all? but the definitive needs still remains- being healthy and happy, being loved, and good results to secure a good future.

maybe learning how to be contented will help? being content helps alot. the random pursuit for something unknown to you will just vanish.

if you don't want to be in a relationship just because you don't see the things you want in it, then i don't know what to say.
Love is a responsibility. relationships are responsibilities, be it a couple or a family. you don't get into a relationship just because you want things from it, right? i mean, that's what love is all about, isn't it?

i know for most of the times, the sadness isn't from the difficult parts. the difficult parts arise from the needless sadness, then the difficult parts generate enough "sadness potential" that makes us irrational and feeling sad about nothing, then the difficult part comes again. it's not a cycle, a cycle is somewhat of a process. this is caused by just unnecessary sadness.

and if we were to describe this as a cycle, then maybe we need to learn to get out of it. that's somewhere to start. let's learn to start embracing the joy and be contented, and leave behind the sadness. by then there wouldn't be anything to be sad about.

i know it seems like a pressing need for us to share our lives, to let the whole world acknowledge us. i know how much you want to get out of this teenage romance and let our relationship mature, but this is not the time. it's not a sign to let go, i just mean to say that we can stay in this lofty romance while focusing on our studies. i've seen so many couples done it, in my circle of friends. i believe we can too.

on a completely seperate note, don't blow a vessel because of singying, for she's an empty vessel. well i hope i guessed correctly who was your tweet about, or else the above sentence is completely redundant.

take care of yourself. i have something for you. happy 17th month. :)

without you i feel empty. i don't know if it's reciprocated the same degree as mine, but I really love you very much.

and the butterfly beside the girl in the photo is freaking disturbing.

Yup, I would.

2012-01-15T06:55:00.000-08:00

I'll give instead.

new year's coming soon. lots of food to eat and money to get.

everyone has their downs.
everyone needs a little support now and then.
so why not just accept me.

trying, "wellooo?"-ing, smiling at our happy moments whenever i feel down.
don't worry, you're not alone.
because someone else within the two of us seems to feel more emotionally attached to you.

"...but the doer takes pride in. And finds joy. And bliss."

The Silent Cartographer.

2011-11-27T06:03:00.000-08:00

I got Halo Anniversary! whoaaa. me and cheeseboy tried to get the banana skull. it's impossible. until the wise chelvin went like, "hey, enough of this incompetence," then he grenade jumped and WHOAAAAA we got the skull! but it's kinda senseless how we tried so many times and failed.

not that things in life recently aren't senseless anyways.

having an upset stomachache now. :/ idk why.

should I delete this blog? or lock it away forever?

"No, I think we're just getting started."

nineteen.

2011-11-19T01:49:00.000-08:00

no matter what it is, don't worry about it because it'll pass soon enough for you. :)
at times I might not be able to be physically there for you but you should know I'm readily available to talk to. I've said that umpteen times.

it's during these times when you feel like you don't belong anywhere, your presence is of no significance anymore.
It's a journey all by myself.
yet I'm worried; still caring about making people around me happy.

my life just went rogue.

nevertheless perhaps it's for the better; from a different perspective I perceive it as another opportunity to get much better results.

there'll be another time.

:D

2011-11-12T09:44:00.000-08:00

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
Shaking Steven - Because I Love You
Michael Jackson - Black or White
Maroon 5 - Out Of Goodbyes
Usher - MAKE LOVE In This Club
Paramore - Fences
omg you won't believe this. Mister - KARA

(I skipped the chinese songs cos it's tiresome to type chinese here. )

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
That's a very good question. I dunno.
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
"But it hasn't made any difference to any of our religions. Faith is quite separate."
4) What do you think about most?
Her.
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
Ya, eh apparently, US trying to develop full face helmets. LOL
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
With.
7) What's your strangest talent?
I can wiggle my eyebrows like the kid in the Cadbury advertisement.
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
Girls have smaller feet; boys have bigger feet.
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
nope.
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
not too long ago.
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
the sleep-halfway-then-suddenly-fall-into-nowhere feeling. and butterflies and moths.
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
nope.
13) What's your religion?
freethinker.
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
around with her or friends!
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
behind?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
I dunno... Guns N Roses? HAHA.
17) What was the last lie you told?
I'm sleeping now.
18) Do you believe in karma?
maybe.
19) What does your URL mean?
It means that your excrement can illuminate in the absence of light.
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
tickles.
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
errrrr. Miranda Kerr? is she a celebrity? Anne Hathaway!
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
nope!
23) How do you vent your anger?
I pour salt on slugs, then laugh menacingly.
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
toys, stamps, movie stubs.
25) Do you perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
On the phone!
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
Nope.
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
Hate: the sound my water bottle makes when it's cold.
Love: Her voice when she's half asleep!
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
What if my surname is Munch instead of Chew? OMG I'M DELIRIOUS
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
ghosts, not so much. aliens, DEFINITELY.
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
Right: My last draft for my I&R, with a Rubik's cube on it.
Left: Phone.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
mostly nitrogen, actually. and a slight tinge of oxygen and carbon dioxide, and a very minute scent of rare gases. OH YA AND WATER VAPOUR
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
The Library on Installation 04
33) Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
East Coast!
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
Rebecca Black.
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
7. sometimes I use 5.
36) Define: Art.
crayons.
37) Do you believe in luck?
maybe.
38) What's the weather like right now?
windy.
39) What time is it?
2:14am. whoa.
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
The last time I crashed, my Warthog went down the cliff. then i revert back to last checkpoint.
41) What was the last book you read?
Glasslands - Karen Traviss
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
actually, I like Shell's smell. D:
43) Do you have any nicknames?
Chewbear.
44) What was the last movie you saw?
In Time!
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
Was running on an escalator, then the sharp edges jabbed my knee. then I lifted it up, but I couldn't! My leg was trapped! then my brother went to press the Stop button, but never did he realise the button he pressed was the self-destruction button. Violent explosion occurs, panic ensues.
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
nope. But if I ever do, that butterfly will be one sad butterfly.
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
nope.
48) What's your sexual orientation?
Landscape.
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
Rumor has it that I have 2 belly buttons, and eyes capable of melting iron.
50) Do you believe in magic?
Nope. it's science.
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
no point hating someone who's dead.
52) What is your astrological sign?
Taurus.
53) Do you save money or spend it?
Save then spend HAHA!
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
Lor mee.
55) Love or lust?
Love.
56) In a relationship?
Yes!
57) How many relationships have you had?
1.
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
only if I dissect it.
59) Where were you yesterday?
Orchard.
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Patrick Star. I'm going on a spongebob cruise YAY!!!
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
Nope.
62) What's your favorite animal?
Wolf.
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
my twin belly buttons.
64) Where is your best friend?
I would say Serangoon, but he'll want me to say he's in some middle east country shooting some bad guys.
65) Spit or swallow?(;
Chew.
66) What is your heritage?
I'm the 238748327413rd descendant of a dinosaur called Bob Chew.
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
Playing.
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
Doe.
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
wha?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
maybe not.
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
wake up. it's a dream! okay I'll save the dog, but it'll have to explain the matter to my boss. If boss doesn't buy it, then I'll throw the boss into the canal.
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
a) I'd tell my parents and her.
b) Spend them with my family and her. and my friends.
c) yup.
73) You can only have one of these things:
Trust.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
I Just Had Sex.
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
:)
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
compromising and giving.
77) How can I win your heart?
Be yourself, be loving.
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
yes.
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
to cut the red wire. because red means danger.
80) What size shoes do you where?
medium size.
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
"Sent off, with a bang."
82) What is your favorite word?
don't have.
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word:heart.
red heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
when you drink the water, you must remember that the water comes from the kettle. which comes from the tap. so, you must turn the tap to drink water.
85) What's the last song you listened to?
NEVER GONNA BE ALONE
86) Basic question: what's your favorite color/colors?
Maroon. Blue. Grey. Black. Purple.
87) What is your current desktop picture?
Tip of the Spear.
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
some bad guy.
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
Who are you working for.
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
go back to sleep.
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
to fly and have super intelligence and have super strength and super speed and can learn hyperbeam and can shapeshift and xray vision and laser eyes and telekinetic powers. well maybe I ate alot of those vegetables...
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
>)
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
:(
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
no one!
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Middle East, to help ongbear kill some bad guys.
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
nope.
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
nope.
98) Ever been on a plane?
Yup.
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
on the count of 3, JUMP.
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
dont have.

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I love 2 eat.

2011-10-30T00:19:00.001-07:00

HUH?

CYLON!

2011-10-23T07:51:00.000-07:00

had the time of my life at USS with Quinie. <3 the queues dont take long because the ever-adorable pigalim is there. :)

time was well spent at the Battlestar Galactica! Sat through the Cylon ride thrice and the human ride twice. that's unfathomable, given that countless casualties have resulted since the opening of the attraction. just kidding.

the pizzas there were huge. like ginormous. and then they serve us a strawberry pudding which tastes like strawberry and cheesecake. only that the cheesecake is melted, and tastes like milk. which is revolting.

I wish my family will get a chance to visit there too! now i'm suddenly very looking forward to the cruise. :D it's a SPONGEBOB-THEMED CRUISE!!! my brother is excited because the brochure says, "have your breakfast with Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star!" hahaha. maybe we'll have spongbob pillows and spongebob towels in the cruise! and spongebob cups and plates, and maybe the cabin is shaped like an pineapple. okay that's exaggerating.

and I'll like to acknowledge the fact that I have the most loving, most enduring and tolerant mother anyone can have. No one can ever love me as much as she does.

But I have failed you.

and then for the wise intellects pondering and questioning over the purpose of the above text, and critical enough to ask what right do I have to make her feel upset, well I hereby give you an answer.

I dont.

And I love you, Mama.

One.

2011-10-19T07:38:00.000-07:00

girlfriend's preoccupied with nothing.

slept in the afternoon for 3 hours. nice weather I guess. I have nothing better to do. Sleep is good.

If i go for the chinese lecture tomorrow, I need to reach school by 8. if I don't, I reach at 11.30. hmmm...

so this stupid driver ran over a small girl.

that's so cruel of him.

how would he like it if the girl ran over him with her unicorn?

and impale him with its horn. the cone shaped thingy on its head.

then repeat it for a few times.

would he like it??

poor girl.

Bass.

2011-10-16T09:49:00.000-07:00

Actually playing bass sounds like a pretty good hobby to pick up. :D

So it seems that I'm in the not-within-my-expectations chinese band. Well that kind of news takes pretty long to sink in, I found out. But all's well. Just like the drink!

I have lots of things to update/upgrade. Lion OS, iOS 5.0 (I'm still on 3.1.3), and then a 3 month Xbox Live. :D But then again, there's this huge obstacle called laziness.

I'm running out of jokes to tell. That's kinda sad. I'm not funny anymore. Oh no.

Alright, girlfriend's asleep, and I'm pretty bored. :(

I JUST HAD

2011-10-13T07:46:00.000-07:00

a very nice pau.

real steel was fantabulous. whoa. like, wolverine with robots. and the boy looks like young Anakin.

there's like, lectures tomorrow. I DON'T FEEL LIKE GOING. PLEASE??? and there's project work. waow. that's utter nonsense. my project's not fun at all.

today was pretty fun. :D sometimes just walking around can be quite productive too.

Promos ending!

2011-10-10T06:32:00.001-07:00

tomorrow's gonna be fun!!! :D heehee.

i dont like late replies. :(

Physics.

2011-10-10T06:18:00.000-07:00

Drafts.

2011-10-02T05:35:00.000-07:00

"Why?"

the mole on my hand seems to get bigger everytime. it's literally growing. oh no. soon my hand will become black.

speaking of that mole, there's a tiny scar below it. had no idea how i got that in the first place. you know those scars which appear out of nowhere and it's so absurd how it happened? yeah those scars.

studied with Tiffany and dearest girlfriend today. it was nice to see loving siblings. :) warm fuzzy funny feeling.

These aren't the droids you are looking for.

2011-10-01T08:06:00.000-07:00

hah, general paper was boring. compre was sianzx. about narcissists. I'm not one of them. I'm so humble. damn humble. I'm the humblest person you can ever meet.

some subjects you just don't feel like studying for. like chem. i haven't touched a chapter of chem yet. hooray. i don't like chem anymore. it's over between us. :'(

my favourite teacher isn't gonna teach me econs anymore next year. either because he's gonna teach some other class next year, or... im gonna get left behind! AHHHHH.

the bloody iPhone dictionary doesn't recognise "me" as a word. it changes it to "mr". it's going senile.

okay enough of pessimistic stuff. suddenly craving for zhuee kueh. you know, errr, the white white cup shaped stuffs with the zhai por on it. and chilli. whoa. actually, craving would be an understatement.

i remembered seeing a picture of a dog that looked like a frigging wolf on tumblr. whoa damn cool. it's like those dogs who can pwn your average chihuahua or poodle on the street and dismember them or smth. like a ...hound. WHOA. i wish i had a wolf. I'll call in Chewie. oh ya i saw a dog which got its fur styled as if it was Chewbacca. and his leash was like his utility belt. oh gosh. the amount of swag a dog gets these days. simply astounding.

wanna watch movies too. i dont like exams. sigh. for a moment, 2012 doesnt look that bad after all. heck, i've never seen a real toppling skyscraper before. but earthquakes and stuff like that would be too cliche... maybe zombies. yeah zombies. and aliens.

alright, thats all. :D

Alright.

2011-09-30T09:58:00.000-07:00

A state of immensely tiresome emotions that you can't seem to convey in words.
Things I feel I should say and do but logic tells me there's not much point to it.
Hopes and expectations which I should have, but I dread disappointment.

But nevertheless, Let's Go.

Lunch.

2011-09-25T22:44:00.000-07:00

"Resignation is my virtue; like water I ebb, and flow. Defeat is simply the addition of time to a sentence I never deserved... but you imposed."

Not eating lunch today. Nose's killing me. Weather's scorching.

GP next. Hah, shall do abit of chem. Have a sudden craving for hershey's nuggets OMG. Shall get them later. Or tmr. :/

Lots of stuff to do after promos. Lots of stuff to do now too. But errr. Necessity is but a matter of perspective.
Bought a bottle of green tea and left it on the table half-full! How forgetful. And it's gone now. Which deprived person would take it. Sigh.

Okay it's gp now. Gonna chop seats! Bye pig. :D

The Keyes Loop.

2011-09-24T09:38:00.000-07:00

Sounds like a plan!

No chinese, no project work, whoa. That's pretty cool.

Problem is we've got judging bastards in the house.

But I can deal with that. Dealt with far worse stuff before.

So yeah it isn't that bad ever all.

But the fact that I didn't explicitly state the notion of retaining means I'm not giving up hope HAHAHAHAHA.

And all you judging and insensitive people, one less person cares for you when you act like that. HAH.

Kuuu-weee-neee leem.

2011-08-21T07:52:00.000-07:00

It's like everytime i go to your blog now, i see "my favourite boy." AWWWWWWW. :') <3

HEEHEE. thanks for everything. although we had our ups and downs, I'm glad you're still mine. :) very glad!

For all the joy we shared,

and every moment that you cared,

like queuing for my halo reach game,

and cycling in the pouring rain.

having awesome late night talks,

and all the clarke quay walks.

when you lie on my shoulder,

when you lie on my lap,

when we'll stand in the mrt corner,

when we pretend we're handicap. >)

you are so hawt,

any hotter and you'll be like me.

so I love you very very much,

Quinie Lim deenee! :D

Ma blog post.

2011-08-09T06:33:00.000-07:00

hey hey.

dunno where to study tmr. she has school. :'( wad about me. studying at home feels...weird. unless it rains. like a thunderstorm. :D

but still. :(

happy national day! whoa. I love Singapore! woohoo! -waves flag- woohoo yay! for all those who thought that it's lee kuan yew day or PAP day, you're deluded! it's Singapore day. it's our day. it's our country! okay? okay.

okay shall register for the NS thingy tmr. remind me! :) sian la.

super looking forward to after promos. :D should i do maths now...?

Errr hi.

2011-07-28T07:24:00.000-07:00

couldn't think of a suitable title for this post. she's leaving tmr for her camp! wont be seeing her this weekend. :( shall i watch captain america alone? :'( okay i wait for her LALALALALA.

so, my results are considerably bad. like, really really really bad. like, 0.8-percentile bad. that's really bad. BUT I ARE NOT GONNA DISCOURAGE MYSELF. i are studying inflation now, #likeaboss. woohoo! not sure about remedies of cost-push inflation though.

sigh tmr parents meeting session. may the Force be with me. well at least my GP is POSITIVELY outstanding! :D

girlfriend is packing, packing packing! hope she has fun. lots of fun. time to relaxxxxx! :D

my table is in a mess. piles of papers everywhere. tissue box, books, stapler, laptop, pens, calculator, wallet, watch, remotes, alligators, everything.

gonna be quite busy soon. by the way MINDEF sent me a letter to register for NS. gosh. can you imagine? me, in green fatigues and armed with a gun? that's obviously an understatement. armor would seem more fitting on me. WITH A RECON HELMET.

Love.

2011-07-20T08:51:00.000-07:00

my pig is sick. :'( i didnt mean to pass it to her. :( but i know she'll be all well again in no time! :)

pw is draining my time. now i have completely no time for any homework. MATHS. argh. i rather do econs, seriously. inflation is so fun. :D

sore throat is sore. :( ouch.

she's currently asleep right now. snoring away. :D heehee. so cute.

Words.

2011-07-18T09:16:00.000-07:00

gosh im bushed. thanks to project work. initially wanted to start on some math homework but... im so tired now. :'(

got a D for chinese, which is a pass. yay! but i want a C. C for chinese ma. languages has always been my forte, so I expect better of myself. either that, or im extremely lucky.

i have snot and mucus choking my nasal cavities every now and then. it's starting to be of a frustration rather than a ailment. like, your nose starts to have those tiny skin peels, then unsightly snot can be seen in your nostrils, then if you ran out of tissue ammo then you're gg-fied.

so i've been invited to contribute for this teachers' day dance by jeraldyn, eugenia, and all those good men and women who did the Twist dance during sec 3's teachers' day concert. whoa. back then we were so carefree. there's no Boltzmann distribution curve. there's no accelerator process or Fiscal policy. there's no circular motion. THERE'S NO FOOKING PLANES AND GRAPHING TECHNIQUES. but i think i really don't have time to do the dance, with the rehearsals and all. a man in JC is a man with a shortened lifespan.

Certain things in life require critical decisions at a desperate point of time. Certain imbeciles in life require critical slaps at multiple points of time. GOSH MAKE YOUR QUESTIONS MORE RATIONAL, PLEASE.

no use brooding over the two sides of everything. it is rather pointless to be pessimistic when greater things await to be done, right. I mean, why bury yourself in the uncertainties and those feelings of negativity when you can indulge on the warmth and joy of the bright side? not saying that you should be oblivious to the cons, but so long as you are aware of both sides, then... just do it.

and if JC taught me something, it would be that there is nothing known as "I can't help it." I better jolly well stop procrastinating just because i cant help it, or just tossing aside homework because i just feel that way. took me 3 Us and a D to learn this. what a costly lesson. HA, kidding. grades never do hurt me.

but they never mattered to me as much as now.

ah yes, wrong phrasing of sentences. hate it. happens everywhere, pw, econs, gp, daily life, texts, yeah. okay maybe i should stop lamenting all these personal flaws. :(

"There is no greater love."

piggggggg.

2011-07-15T08:57:00.000-07:00

i'm running out of blog titles. so this one is delicated to the only person who can read this! :D

lalala. wello! smile smile smile! :)

the weather is so nice today. so cosy. :D i think.

i'm beginning to like the people in my pw group. like, more bonded LOLOLOL. :D like a family. although they might not think so.... honestly they are the first real group of people i can work with comfortably in this new school.

although its been 5 months, im still referring to the college as "new"... weird much.

im running out of tissues. but i grew a small new ulcer. i dont think its an ulcer though. it feels like a tear of the skin in the mouth. :( ouch.

i like my pig. because she is cuddly, and is cute. she is a cute and cuddly girl. :D the end! :)

The Messenger.

2011-07-13T07:30:00.000-07:00

you said ok? you said ok?!?!?!?!?! what?! up to you?!?!?!

hee kidding. but there's a fair amount of truth for every single bit of humour. >)

tomorrow is chemistry day. there's only chemistry and nothing else. like REALLY. and i haven't done my periodicity and kinetics tutorial yet. i'm a dead man at dawn.

my great grandmother is going to pass on, even as i speak. i guess it's better that way. she's suffered enough of illnesses, for a 90 year old lady.

my nose is killing me, and it's not comfortable, not even the slightest bit. i blew my nose in the toilet today and a disgusting stretch of snot blasted out. how revolting. but it binds my PW written report pretty well though.

JUST KIDDING. ah haha. i'm so funny.

When life leaves us blind, Love keeps us kind.

Iridescent.

2011-07-10T07:09:00.000-07:00

transformers was epic, but it's kinda loud. and messy at the end. D:

I'M SWIMMING IN THE STARS.

phlegm accounts for 90% of my body fluids now. URGH. irritating. like there's this irritation in your throat that kinda clings to it... uh nevermind.

omg. omg. omg. my torrent speed is now at 1.2MB/S OMG! that's 1200kb AHHHHHHH!
downloading A Thousand Suns album. hope it's nice.

OH YA and i errr... downloaded halo in my com. D: oops.

gonna get back to the same old timetable again. with a little changes. well at least it isnt exams!

talking about exams...sigh. maybe need see teacher. failing spectacularly.

still got EoM to hand up on friday. OHWELL. i have my 4 articles already. that's a pretty good start.

i thought oral was tomorrow. turns out that its on tuesday HAHAHA okay phew. but on second thought, it doesnt make a difference!

ugh now the torrent speed is disgustingly slow. :(

okay i blogged! and cheer up little cute pig. :D

Next to You.

2011-07-06T08:49:00.000-07:00

I always call her pig, now i know i shouldnt cos she's such a pretty girl.
Like getting prettier and prettier everyday.
Sorry baby, I owe you 7 secrets! <3

I love you so much yay! :)

Spectacular Failure.

2011-07-01T09:58:00.000-07:00

is 5/40 spectacular enough?

results were a expected disappointment. chem totally catch no ball.

dont like it when someone close to me is upset.

Sad fase#1: it's okay, she's a bitch. they exist just for the sole purpose of pissing everyone off. so if youre upset by that imbecile then she has already won! D: so NOOOOO yoo must give her a happy fase! when she looks at clouds, tell her to identify one that looks like herself! which is some fucked up cloud! Advise her to change her name to some other brand that suits her! perhaps maybe Osim or SlimFit or Aussino or smth. gosh what a bitch. just keel her already! :D

and i know about your workload and stuff. dont worry, it'll be over soon! bad things dont last. after all ...

"whatever that doesnt kill you, makes you stronger."

-Wise Man Soong.

i guess that's a pretty cool quote from a guy like jieming. just that he spoiled the whole mood by laughing after saying it.

so cheer up! :)

sad fase #2: HEY DOOD. IT'S OKAY. THERE ARE SO MEH FLOWERS IN THE FOREST, AND THERE ARE SO MANY FORESTS IN THE LAND, THEN THERE ARE SO MANY LANDS ON THE EARTH, THEN THERE ARE SO MANY ~~EARTHS~~ PLANETS IN THE OUTER SPACE, AND THERE ARE SO MANY OUTER SPACES IN THE UNIVERSES, AND YEAH.

so it's okay manzx! really! dont need to be sad man! i love you can already bro! :D

if chay was reading this then he'll be so freaked out. JUST SAYING.

sadfase#3: hey. what's with your stupid careless mistakes in your physics paper? displacement see as time, newton second law never write "RATE of change in momentum", never spell out "weight" for FBD. wth sia. but it's okay i still love you because YOU'RE ME.

sigh. yeah i made those mistakes. ohwell i'll study harder then. >) and pwn everyone!

yup, gonna have fun tmr! :)

Chemistry.

2011-06-29T08:02:00.000-07:00

chemistry was like a world war 3 packed in just a few sheets of paper. it killed me, resurrected me, and killed me again. for three times.

yesterday i had like gazillions of windows on my screen. like, msn, google chrome, multiple browsers for the stupid steam download, itunes, finder, terminal. it's like, drowning in windows.

i know im not making sense in this post. but maybe you can consider the fact that i might be in a trance cos im feeling sleepy but not sleepy but tired but hyper at the same time!

tomorrow's chinese. i haven pack my dictionary into my bag. okay i go put now. brb.

okay i can't find it. ohwell... tmr morning then.

my chair keep creaking. it's not like i'm fat or smth. OR MAYBE I AM.

okay, so maybe i didnt put much effort in this mid years.

okay scratch that, i dont like the sound of the prev sentence. sound as if im lazy or something. which is....truebutidontcare i prefer to rephrase it as "poor time management" and... allergy to study?

heehee.

Lyrics.

2011-06-27T05:31:00.000-07:00

today, is the day, which i think i MIGHT pass physics. it's better than i thought!

but maybe it's just me dreaming.

supposed to get revision done for econs now. but NO. no. i'll do it later. i didnt procrastinate much today, so i have to do so now.

i survived and completed Nightfall under NINE MINUTES. :D 8.43 in fact. huh. talk about being professional. >)

okay. its 11pm now. shall i touch macro? YES I SHALL.

okay i'm still stoning.

i want to have a 7k salary when i grow up. no, don't you "wishful thinking" me.

okay so every month, i'll give 1k each to my parents! then i'll spend 1k on bills and food and everyday stuff, 1k on stuff i like, 1k to the bank, then i save 2k for a CAR! :D

not just any car though. like a submersible flying car capable of reentering Earth's atmosphere. YEAH.

then the rest... is for Alaska. >) and other places. including the reverse bungee and butterfly garden. :D

Feesicks.

2011-06-26T00:42:00.000-07:00

maths was...well at least i think i can get more than twenty. i think. D:

physics is next. oh gosh. siao liao. i wonder if i'm gonna pass any subjects for this mid year exam. i dont do well in the middle of the year. it's a tradition.

got an urge to play reach so badly now. and an urge to watch a movie with Pig. and eat chocolate.

i'm kinda okay for microecons but certainly not macro. sigh. :(

Sad.

2011-06-23T07:25:00.000-07:00

"...I don't know."

i don't like vectors.

i don't like answer keys either. they always give me an impression that they're wrong when i get a different answer. i find it easier to push the blame on an inanimate object than admitting to my mistake.

supposed to do maths now. but the night is still young. functions and graphing techniques, i shall cover. inequalities is easy sheetz. yup, i'll keep that mindset until i face my imminent failure in maths. good game.

dont get why exams must be after holidays. which guy in the right mind will want to study instead of having fun man. but then again, it seems that i'm one of the scarce few who possess this "right mind."

suppose i change my career aspirations into something more achievable. life will be much easier then. from, "we hope to clinch this deal with you, Sir.", to "where to, Sir?".

kidding. i still want my private helicopter which i'll use to drive my kids to school. i'll land in the school field, with the swerving rotor blasting waves of morning air into the awed faces of my child's schoolmates and teachers.

I really didn't expect that reply. It's one of those times where you can just fling yourself off a building and hope you land into a cement mixer. although the chances of it are a little slim. besides, how are you gonna get roof access to some tall building? maybe you can ask some bangla worker while he's disposing some dead body or taking a shower in the water tank.

okay back to the point. yup. it's like i die a little inside. there's not much of me left, and there's no refill pack. BUT NOOOOOOO i can always respawn.

but seriously. no. it's okay. i are still giving all of me. ALL. that's 53.6kg of weijie packed with pure awesomeness and tender loving care. best before 21 dec 2012.

it's not just you anymore. it's us behbee. when all else fails... we don't.

Long.

2011-06-22T08:50:00.000-07:00

today was an eventful day. :)

you know, there are some people who just have this bitch/bastard face. like, from one look you can tell. then people will go like, "ohh that's just judging! its wrong to judge! it's wrong to make fun of people's faces!" but not when the person is really a bitch right! :D oh shush, if you have such a face and you are nice, i'm terribly sorry. :( but it's just unfortunate.

not directing the above to anyone. like, really. i'm serious. but it really doesnt make sense for a fat bitch to be called Chanel.

omg, why am i so foulmouthed? i'm so sorry. and there are people out there, who has very, very nice smiles. even if he gave you a pretty bad impression before, although he's an accquaintance.

a smile is... simply a smile. thanks for smiling. :)

an old friend left us today, to accomplish his own great stuff of awesomeness. you'll come back, and you'll see the changes in us. all grown ups, some in university, some in ns uniform, and notably one who's going to be more dashing. we'll all be happy then. and we'll play just like before. :) you'll be missed. goodbye Long. may the Force be with you.

Whut.

2011-06-20T08:27:00.000-07:00

short, controlled bursts of frustration.

"Medically, she is completely healthy. For reasons we can't explain, we are losing her."

"She's dying?"

"We don't know why. She has lost the will to live. We need to operate quickly if we are to save the babies."

"babies?"

"she's carrying twins."

suddenly thought of this scene. I dunno why. how sad. sigh.

but she didn't die for no apparent reason! no she didn't. the force choke broke her hyoid bone. so she died. or so i read...

Sigh.

Eternal.

2011-06-20T07:24:00.001-07:00

Woohoo! Bungie decided to give people Blue Flames. and i got mine. :D likeaboss.

hmm. studied today. vectors. nothing much went in. powerpoint suddenly crashed. never save. stupid com! and being such a fantastic and dashing genius, i recovered the files. problem solved!

hmm. someone owe me secret but still dont want tell me. >C

gonna get tuition soon. after mid years, perhaps. sigh, no more free time for one of my weekends. so im gonna put it on saturday morning! :D or maybe sunday morning.

post already la! hmph. better tell me three.

Seventh.

2011-06-18T06:47:00.000-07:00

heehee. :)

at marina bay sands now! the view is spectacular. same storey as my house- 34th floor.

the bathroom is godly. and so relaxing.

damn damn damn. :(

have you wondered why you always look nice in a hotel bathroom? it's weird you know. maybe it's just me. maybe it's just me being handsome. :3

exams are in 1 week's time. siao liao. not even 25% done yet. and maths is.... i rather not talk about it. i even brought my stuff here to study! doubt i'll do anyway. no feel.

long's coming back tmr. but tomorrow is Father's Day! :/ but we're sort of celebrating it today since we're in the hotel... i dunno leh. i bought them a present though. you should know!:) i love my papa.

so i kept to my promise~ but if im really busy then maybe i cant post okay. :(

HEY YOU'RE ONLINE!:D YAY!

You are the best thing, that's ever been mine.

2011-06-16T10:15:00.000-07:00

I can't empathize how sorry I am for those remarks. I'm so sorry.

Heard from a certain friend that her certain group of friends finds my blog utterly disgusting. I dont understand why. they find my posts of confession to her very unsightly.

which is why you are now private, blog.

i know im expecting too much, but i really dont mean to make her feel so inferior, so insignificant. she's undoubtedly the brightest thing i've ever seen.

what am I supposed to do, blog. I dont think she'll visit you anymore.

she hates me, blog. i'm shunned by her now.

why can't i tell her nice stuff instead. she loves me like heck you know. why must i say such terrible things?

did a recording just now. she turned off the phone, all communications are flatlined. but the recording cant fit in the MMS.

i blew it, i just blew the chance. and it means so much to me.

it would be much appreciated if you can advice. sigh. why am i talking to a blog.

tumblr will never replace you though. you're of sentimental value. heck, i'll post every two days if i fix this problem. so she'll read you.

she did mention you're gonna be a diary shared between me and her. and that dialogue took place in a bus.

how now. i really love her alot. you should know better, blog of 5 years.

i told her about how she told me to go away, because it really hurts and i need her to know.

same goes for how she questions my affection, when i offered to go somewhere with her or stuff.

i asked her when was the last time she asked me what's bothering me, because i need someone to talk to sometimes. and for someone whose best friends are all in poly, its really hard sometimes to find someone to talk to.

i'm not saying you're not good, blog. maybe i'll talk to you more often.

i mentioned about her ignoring me. because i need to know how is she feeling. and sometimes i really wanna talk to her. perhaps she's not even ignoring me, she's just busy. i hate myself.

and i know her well, really. replies without full stops means something is wrong, same goes for her blog titles. she doesnt use the :D smiley unless she's really happy, or nothing is currently bothering her. she's short tempered, so she doesnt mean the mean things she say when she's angry.

and i have problems phrasing my thoughts with words. sigh.

I want her back. Again.

Critical.

2011-06-01T10:33:00.000-07:00

I'm just here, I'm just here for you.

No promises, but I'll just try. We always had.

What I'll give to restore everything back. Everything, anything within my means.

What sparked this entire heartbreak can also make us stronger.

Insecurities mean so much when we're away from each other's presence, but did those thoughts come to you when we are out having fun and having each other for company?

Your first major academic ordeal is coming, and I'm really worried. I can't even read three pages of chem notes with this sudden change of emotions. Don't tell me I'll move on; normal people do, but I'm sure as hell that I'm more than normal when it comes to such things and you know it to be true.

I'll win you back. Either that, or I'll persuade you to take a leap of faith with me, away from those blasted thoughts of negativity.

Lastly, I'll like to be the first thing you'll see to offer you embrace, after the nightmare you've awoken from.

Hail Humans, And Take Heed.

2011-05-22T08:55:00.000-07:00

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations. -Calvin

it's quite relieving to know that it's the last week of school.

but after which, comes a week or supplementary lessons. wa sian.

GP paper this week. summary skills are almost negligible. if you were to plot a graph of my procrastination skills against my summary skills, the y component will be approaching infinity and the x component is approaching zero.

heck, i dont even know how to plot that. stupid graphs. i love maths, but apparently its a one-sided relationship.

speaking about procrastination, im supposed to do my chinese homework. HEY, before you start thinking about the stereotypical lazy Wei Jie, i'll tell you that i did it halfway already okay. im just... taking a break.

with expectations, comes disappointment. okay i just typed "dissappointment" with two Ss. but that's not the point. i'll lower my expectations a little, hopefully life will be better for me. :)

so Judgement Day didnt come. because Masterchief saves all of it in 2553! :D from tumblr.

alright. we live to die another day. goodnight good men and women. sun will be up in a few hours, and tomorrow's gonna be a very busy day. :D

6 Months And Counting.

2011-05-16T07:38:00.000-07:00

eh quite cool hor.

alright, school is starting to get irritating. but i got my new MACBOOK PRO WOOHOO!

so space-age-ish.

i dont understand much of maths. how sia.

hmm i like angry birds on a big screen. because it's so big, and exciting.

but it always hangs.

the battery's draining realll fast. D: which isn't good.

my dad bought crab today and the buns! so naturally when there's buns and crab, so it means got chilli curry gravy or wadever to dip in right?

unfortunately it's mr black pepper crab, so theres no gravy. sigh.

kinda craving for prata now. maybe can ask princess pig to eat with me someday. :D she's doing well, really well, i know right. heard that she's got a damn suave boyfriend. wa seriously. i just saw him in the bathroom just now. damn handsome sia.

gonna go for ns in awhile more. like i tell myself i just have to work hard for A levels; after that, it'll be over.

then after that, it'll be like, national service already.

throwing grenades sounds too good to be true eh? :D heard from my friend that people with sweaty palms cant go for grenade practice. i wonder why. D:

so fast six months already. whoa. but it was packed! with lots and lots of joy. miss those days studying at esplanade and just sitting in chinese class talking about stuff. it's fun! stay happy. :D

Adolescence.

2011-04-27T08:11:00.000-07:00

What Are Words is so nice. :'(

preliminary idea's finally coming to an end. time to wrap up and... god speed to me.

college life taught me quite some stuff i think. kinda sucks to be so independent now.

i wanna be spoonfed.

climbed 15 metres today. :) it's a good sport.
imma gonna conquer 25 metres.

water pt starts next week. and cant swim. FORGOT how to. i need to boot up a HM and learn SURF. or DIVE.

i miss my friends. a hell lot. sigh.

Dedication.

2011-04-17T05:35:00.000-07:00

Watching This Is It now. Mj is pure genius.
And you think to yourself, how can Never Say Never beat his movie?

It's devastating to know a kid that rose to fame just about one year ago, actually triumphs over a king of pop for decades.

WHAT IS THIS.

And so, I CAUGHT RAYQUAZA. During gp lesson.

Kyogre is so annoying to catch. I'm almost giving up already. And Registeel look quite cool.

Functions is much more easier than vectors or planes or lines yeah.

Radioactive pig girl got upset.
And it's mostly my fault.
Sigh. I'll just be there for you if you need me.
I'll owe you five minutes okay. And five secrets. And five of anything else.
I love you. Oink.

Sorry.

2011-04-05T09:13:00.000-07:00

That was entirely not what I meant, I'm sorry.

You know how much I feel for you. You know how you mean the world to me.

The only one that has enough of me to break my heart.

Sorry for the hurt I caused just cos of that text.

I love you so much.

Error.

2011-03-25T08:22:00.000-07:00

that song sucks. seriously.

i are in a bad mood now. its so hawt and Error 1392 just keeps popping out when i try to update from 3.1.2 to 4.2.1. its not like i didnt try, you know. i download the ipsw from 4 different sources, and all wouldnt work. i tried greenp0ison, redsn0w, and even sn0wbreeze with a custom ipsw, and it still gives me that shyt error. why is this happening.

and dad keeps asking if its ready or not. imagine the dissappointment.

for once, Android seems not too bad after all.

speaking of which, im supposed to do my PI draft tonight. no more time, thanks to the STUPID GODDAMN FRIGGING ZOMGWTFBBQ ERROR 1392.

frigging depressed. over that STUPID ERROR 1392. or isit 1492. i dunno. oh gosh. this is suicide.

and rebecca's new song isnt helping. watching the mv just makes you feel like you wasted a few minutes of your life.

i can already predict her new album. "featuring the smashing hits of rebecca black, including brand new single "Friday" and six other new tracks!"

then it'll be called "Week" or smth. its a album with different moods though.

track 1, Monday, gives you the WTF-i-cant-believe-its-monday mood. maybe its a screamo. feat. M&M. you know that guy? yeah.

track 2, 3 and 4 will be all slow songs, like soft rock or ballet or smth. and they'll all be describing how one day comes after the other. feat. bieber.

track 5, FRIDAY, is ...yeah. words fail me.

track 6, Saturday, is like a happy song. feat. Mika or smth. Mika is colourful, so colourful = happy. which is so not my mood now.

track 7 will be Sunday. DUH. its a sad song. feat i dunno. who sings sad songs all the time?

error 1392 sucks. thats all for now.

Ceteris Paribus.

2011-03-09T18:56:00.000-08:00

So bored in physics lecture. Ahhhhh.

Wanna talk to beautiful but she's still sleeping!:(

Physics is so abstract. :S

I miss you. 

Blue Whale.

2011-03-09T05:48:00.000-08:00

morning lessons at 7.30 aren't nice. HAHA on my first morning lesson a few weeks back, i came in at 8!

that makes me 25 minutes too late. :D

today was pretty cool. odac was considered quite slack today, since we're preparing for the camp. went out to j8 to get foodstuffs, and my job is to get the dishwasher. obviously mama lemon's the choice. but green tea dishwasher liquid sounds out of place, so i just bought the original one.

i have interesting odacians. :) and in odac, YOU GET TO PLAY WITH LIQUID BUTANE. >)

DAMN COOL IKR.

okay, i kinda get vectors now. but im still not attempting most of the tutorials. i'm planning to fail. but hey, march holidays are coming!

still hope i can go to the annual camp. really miss np alot. heehee!

okay, maybe i shall touch on econs later. just a little bit. JUST a LITTLE bit. or else i cant sleep with the guilt.

in the past, i was wondering why O levels are called "Ordinary". now i know.

heck, they should term 'A' levels as 'WTF' levels or smth.

//edited: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM TAEYEON ZOMG AHHHHHHH!!!

Protocol Dictates Action.

2011-03-08T04:45:00.000-08:00

today, i am going to share about... stuffs.

kinda feel irritated when i don't get chem. i can don't get all the other subjects, but NOT CHEM. grr. to think that i'm a chem peer tutor.

getting closer to my friends in my class... i think. I HOPE!

i'm somehow repeating britney songs on youtube. zomg. it's britney, biatch!

i'm chilled... i'm chilled. :)

it's been a long time since i touched ice cream.
but i'm already showing signs of a belly.

not to fear, NS will take care of my weight management problems.

today's pe was again another killer, but at least i improved on my 2.4. by three minutes.

go on, CLAP. and stand please.

some mrt passengers should know that tapping a card with insufficient value repeatedly on the gantry machine, DOES NOT help to top up the card.

just a gentle reminder. :)

odac tmr, hope it's fun. BLUE WHALE! :D

Phenolphthalein.

2011-03-07T05:56:00.000-08:00

ms ling baby is SO SO SO SO SO SO SO cute. and he's called BRYAN. okay la its a nice name. but Wei Jie is an even nicer name. nice ttm. or PHENOLPHTHALEIN. WHOAAA.

there is tons of advantages if you name your child Phenolphthalein.

-it has a very deep meaning. since phenolphthalein is an indicator that indicates... i dunno. i was playing Bloons during the chem lecture. aiya it indicates some pH value la. therefore, the name Phenolphthalein suggests that the child is able to indicate what's right and what's wrong. we can see the bad stuff in terms of acidic stuff, because acidic stuff corrodes you and that's bad. so good stuffs are alkaline. actually strong alkaline stuff are also quite corrosive, but i dont care.

-if the kid is named Phenolphthalein, his teacher in his school wouldnt bother to call his name during class to answer questions because it takes quite a long time to pronounce it. not to mention the amount of saliva wasted.

-if Phenolphthalein is hard to pronounce, the kid can be called Phenol for short, which sounds damn cool.

-the kid will have alot of friends, because his name is just too cool to be true. Phenolphthalein!

so, what are you waiting for? name your kid Phenolphthalein today!

methyl orange sounds cool too. but people can pronounce "orange". for phenolphthalein, they'll think twice before attempting to pronounce it!

wa tmr wake up at 6.30. so damn sian. all you poly people, think you'll rather start school? THINK AGAIN. and AGAIN. pffft.

I'll Hold Your Hand.

2011-02-23T05:45:00.000-08:00

smile, an everlasting smile. :)

they shouldnt put two lectures in a row, seriously.
and maths and chem are two seriously super boring subjects.
boring but yet difficult. OHWELL.

my physics teacher has a tan li chun face.
the white white, abit sissy looking face.
but thanks to him, i finally got why the certainty is 0.02 and not 0.01.

i dont see the difference between 0 and 0.00, except for the longer time needed to write the latter. not to mention the waste of ink.

i took up incline skates for my school's aesthetics thingy next wednesday. i hope its fun. there's akkido and muay thai too, but hey. im a korean secret agent. i dont need those courses, DUH.

when you just kept quiet and just gestured "no", i was really scared.
then i felt your sadness, and it was agonizing.
but i'm glad you didn't conceal your feelings then, i'm glad you accepted my embrace.
it's truly comforting to hear you laugh, to see you smile. smile with those cheerful eyes.

those eyes,
transfixed upon them. :)

Teddy Pig.

2011-02-21T04:56:00.000-08:00

school is tiring! but that's okay.
i made a new friend today.

err.... Her Highness had her birthday yesterday. :D
now she's older than me. :D
but that's okay, i don't mind! :D

if i scratch your back, you need to scratch mine~

i need a holiday. a FIVE MONTH LONG HOLIDAY! :D :D :D
tickle you like crazy uh. >)
no one can hear you scream!

Masquerade.

2011-02-16T05:19:00.000-08:00

the school sent me an invitation to come for some tea session and talk about leadership.
it ended up being an elaborate plot to make us join the student council.
unfortunately for them, i thwarted their plans by leaving without filling up a form.

weather's nice tonight. nice wind.

someone from my class waved goodbye to me, but i didnt wave back. oh nos. i thought she was waving at eugene or jieming.

well i, for one, gets upset when people ignore me. like i'm... insignificant. but that's okay.

even heroes have the right to bleed.

Absurd.

2011-02-12T07:20:00.000-08:00

timetable is so exhaustive. like... whoa.

hope i can be a peer tutor in zhss. then i can get CIP. and knock my tutee down if he doesnt listen to me.

i miss np alot. i want np to be my cca again. sigh.
so i signed up for some Interact Club. yes sheena i answered your question.
slacker chew.
cousin says i must exercise. if not i wont survive during ippt two years later.

"this is just the beginning." -Darth Tyrannus
"no, i think we're just getting started." -John-117

my brother asked if i'm getting married soon, out of the blue.
whoa, dumbfounded. then i went,"why leh?"
then he gave some undecipherable smile and ran away.
oh nos.

and no, dont you flood my tagboard with your dumb comments, all of you readers. please?

the graphing calculator is so kewl. its like, cooler than my phone.
perhaps the reason why im so positive about the GC is cos it makes my life easier in maths.
but c'mon, who wouldn't worship something that actually helps you to PLOT GRAPHS?
byebye, stupid graph paper.

and i think it helps to calculate trigo and calculus stuff too.
no wonder it's so ex.

the wind is being gl with me. when i open the window, the wind blows like dunno wad shyt. when i close the windows, it stops blowing. then when it starts to get hot, i open the window again and the wind starts all over again.

wad have I done to deserve this? :'(

rest well people. live well and prosper.

"there is no fate, but what we make." duhduh duh duhduh.

Irrational.

2011-02-07T06:09:00.000-08:00

one of those days where you think about the complications around you. wa, overwhelmed.

schoolwork all again. hooray.
taking down notes, hooray.
studying routines, hooray.
unnecessary stress from parents. hooray.
less free time, hooray.
other stuffs that's either classified or unexplainable. hooray.

not a occasional downturn or mood swing, but a series of sporadic frustrations. i think im becoming a girl. need to borrow some pads from my mum. is it free size?

no, not "borrow". i dont think anyone wants it back. unless he/she has some disgusting fetish.

gosh, i might become awesomely awesome if i get through this ordeal. i think.

quantum physics sounds quite cool. quite exciting about learning that.

but i thought Calculus sounded quite cool when i was in the start of sec 4. and it sucks.

a myriad of emotions.

Lock Your Armor.

2011-02-06T00:24:00.000-08:00

logged onto the nyjc site for notes, and good gracious; they placed the entire syllabus of amaths as "chapter 0: basic concepts".

oh gosh. this is suicide. Tremble as teeming hordes of invincible alien monsters punish the slightest error with instant death... again and again.

school kinda officially starts tmr. with lectures. all week. and my uniform's not bought yet.

new year was fun! i'm pregnant now. It's a boy. his name is "Calories".

im still in the holiday mood, and the cny season kinda escalated it. how to study now?!

and gonna miss someone whom im not gonna see for ten days. :( but still,

smile an everlasting smile. :)

Go Easy On My Conscience.

2011-01-22T04:30:00.000-08:00

We've been through hell and back. I'll be brief.

Yesterday was the most dumb day to play reach. Keep losing sia.

Watching ai makes my blood boil.

School's starting on thursday. Zomg.

It's nice to see people change for the better:)
Sad to say that I'll be making new friends.
New enviroment and peers = a subtle change in attitude, hope not?

For me, I'd like things to stay the way they are now.

Craving for grandma's fish crackers.

And I dunno wad cca to take!

Questioning the existence of a higher being.

This.

2011-01-17T22:18:00.000-08:00

Errrrr...

I was out playing when this picture was taken.

I was looking at something that really attracted me, but i forgot what.

Hurhur. So I guess that makes this picture a candid shot.

I think I look amazing. What do you think? ;)

The grass is greener on this side for the first time.

Murrr.

2011-01-15T04:09:00.000-08:00

Wa, hong zhizhong is like a dog.

It's my grandma's birthday today! And she got coffee pork ribs for her present. EH ITS NICE OKAY.

Im broke.
And I suddenly have the urge to work and earn some money.
And save up and buy lots of stuffs!

Sianzx. School starts in two weeks. I think.
I wanna cry alr. :'( I thought I had until April since November you know.
So I guess my reach career will stop at Colonel...
But I'll be back for more in June!

Hey wait, jc got June holidays?

Anyways hor, hoot is damn catchy. I think.
And taeyeon wears a red dress.

And I secretly want my tagheuer carrera... But there's no reason for me
to have one! I'm sensible. Hur.

Love Will Keep Us Alive.

2011-01-12T07:08:00.000-08:00

i've decided. jc it is.

my mum promised to give me something for my results. so she bought me prawn crackers! but i think my brother ate it. as always.

it's gonna be a whole new beginning, with new friends, new books, new uniform, new specs (i hope), new pens, new subjects.

but despite the mass changes, my character ain't gonna change manzx.
and my girlfriend will still be good OLD Quinie Lim. :D you're indispensable!

have faith in me! in us!

oh gosh. suddenly i remembered seed destiny stuffs. Fast Action Integrated Tactical Headquarters. whoa. i always have a thing for cool abbreviations.

like, for instance, Highly Intelligent and Suave and Charismatic Man. or Wei Jie, for short.

i think im damn funny. zomg im laughing at my own joke.

hope you guys get to your ideal course! have fun:) and may the force be with us all.

Take My Hand.

2011-01-10T06:21:00.000-08:00

i'm happy. but then again, i'm not.

i dunno where to go.
its either st andrews, nanyang, or poly.

today, it rained for quite long uh? i think.

ate watami today. whoa damn nice. like, freaking nice.

it's a fear that i'll never get over with.
on second thought, maybe these fears wont even matter at all, cos love keeps us strong!
but i really hope you get the best for yourself. :)

I love you so much.

But if you need a reason why.

2011-01-05T05:52:00.000-08:00

its a new year!

results out on monday. may the force be with us all. zomg excited.

had fun lots today:) talking can be quite fun you know.
It's every little thing you do.

sometimes, you just got to move on. she probably doesnt even care, dood.
if life is a story, the epilogue will be, "it goes on."

Two Zero One Zero.

2010-12-29T21:23:00.000-08:00

this year was a year full of changes. lots of stuff happened. duh.

the beginning of the year was fun. i mean, o levels seemed so far away.
i didnt even know the solubility table.
and i had great friends too. like, the best of the best.
never expected to be friends with some, but ultimately they were great buddies.

then during the middle everything started falling apart.
maybe everyone could feel the stress alweady.
and bad stuffs happened, some of which were caused by my actions.
atonement would be appropriate, but some things just aren't meant to be anymore.
lessons to be learnt.

and during the third quarter, things were better.
exams were near as never before, but i guess i got used to the stress and stuff.
an acquaintance-turned-friend-turned-goodfriend-turned-morethanafriend-turned-girlfriend made tough times alot easier.
really had tons of fun, and never really felt so happy before.
thanks for everything. :)

next year should be a better year, maybe? two more years to dec 2012! wonder how the world might end.

resolutions:
1.study HARD.
2.stop procrastinating.
3.get the rank of... Noble! hahahahaha
4. get a job during the holidays
5.stop being such a dissappointment
6.look handsome-er.
7.last really really really really really really really long. :D

alright! live well and prosper people.

Recap.

2010-12-29T06:56:00.000-08:00

last year's resolutions:

1. get endure achievement DONE
2. get recon helmet. DONE
3. get recon chest piece. DONE
4. get recon right shoulder. DONE
5. get recon left shoulder. DONE

gosh. getting endure was pure epic. it's like, the greatest moments of the year. HAHA. ok maybe not. but still. WOOOHOO I GOT RECON! and.... RECON FOR REACH TOO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

6. stop trying to get recon if i cannot geddit DONE

HAHAHAHAHA too bad i got it!

7. stop procastinating NOPE
8. stop procastinating on resolution no.7. NOPE

i dont procrastinate already. now, i just heck care. haha! okay thats one resolution not yet complete...

9. get good grades definitely. NOPE

not even close.

10. get good science tuition DONE

yeap! and he's in the UK! i miss him:(

11. do my homework on time NOPE

not even close. also.

12. kidnap SNSD and sell them on eBay DONE
13. use the money and waste it all. DONE
14. feel guilty and kidnap more korean idols DONE
15. this time, i take moneh and donate to charity DONE
16. feel good after that. DONE
17. be part of Bungie. DONE
18. be a spartan-II DONE

yeap, i did those. all of it. what? i didnt resolve to be honest.

19. try to change some goddamn effing people that have some veh serious problems NOPE

thats impossible. people are just... lidat.

20. get an A for all my subjects NOPE

wa. 5/5.

21.LIVE WELL AND PROSPER. DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE

yeap, living damn well now! :)

Catch A Grenade.

2010-12-29T06:02:00.000-08:00

today's weather was nice too. like, yesterday.

i should consider revamping this blog into a weather blog or something. Wei Jie the Weatherman.

just saw this packet of hello panda. and got freaked out. you know why? because it says on the packet, "BBQ flavour". FRIGGING BBQ HELLO PANDAS?!
well on second thought, it sounds quite awesome, huh?

my brother can play Winter Contingency several times in a row and not get tired of it. how does he do that? even i get tired of it sometimes.

staying at home's pretty boring. especially when there's nothing to read on the internet. twitter is flooded by alex's twits; quite frustrating to read the interesting ones. (no offence) the articles on Cracked are still the same. i follow too few people on tumblr. and there's no one to talk to on msn.

and i'm kinda broke.

you know what that means?
I need a job.

oh ya. resolutions tmr! hope i dont forget.

T-MINUS 3 DAYS TO COUNTDOWN

2010-12-28T05:41:00.000-08:00

I FEEL LIKE TYPING IN CAPS TODAY.

WEATHER'S PRETTY GOOOOOD TODAY! NAISE. (Y)

POLY STUFF ARE FLOODING MY MAILBOX. WHICH IS GOOD, I LOVE READING STUFF!

PERSONALITY TESTS DONT REALLY WORK RIGHT? GOOD! I SHANT TRUST THOSE IN THE PAMPHLETS THEN.

HEY KIDS. I NEED BRACES. :(
ITS GONNA MAKE ME A LITTLE LESS HANDSOME:(
BUT JUST A LITTLE.
WHEN YOU SUBTRACT A MILLION FROM A BILLION,
YOU STILL HAVE NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE MILLION
WHICH IS ALOT.
SO YEAH, JUST AN EXAMPLE. SMILEY FACE.

BROTHER JUST CAME BACK. SHALL I PLAY REACH WITH HIM? SHALL I? HUH?! SHALL I? I WANNA STAY AT COMMANDER. BECAUSE "COMMANDER" SOUNDS MUCH COOLER THAN "COLONEL". LIKE, KERNEL. SO DUMB.

I DUNNO WAD TO BLOG ABOUT. :'(

HOLIDAYS PASSED BY SO FAST. WHY?:( BUT I HAD ALOT OF FUN. LIKE LOTS. HEE. :D

Radioactive.

2010-12-23T07:23:00.000-08:00

once, there was a girl.
she got bitten by a radioactive...pig.
it went like, "oink oink munch OUCH!"
the girl got so angry, she ate the pig up.

the girl then realised there was no one left to play with her!
because radioactive pig was gone. sad fase.
the girl was a mutant now, she had an eerie blue-ish glow. complete with epic fases.
with a blue halo hovering above her:)

oh no. radioactive pig girl was bored. oh no.
just then, a boy came. he looked handsome.
the boy was eating some radioactive hay.
it went like, "hay hay munch hayden".
the boy was a mutant too, with laser eyes and wings, and a glistening recon helmet.
and he became a man.
now radioactive pig girl has radioactive hayden! :)

and they lived happily ever after:)

All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

I love my radioactive pig girl. :D

Need You Now.

2010-12-22T06:35:00.000-08:00

wa. the guy voice damn sexy.

Green shirts still suck.

2010-12-16T06:50:00.000-08:00

Hi. I are dog.

Yaya, I know I look cute.

But I are srs dog.

I bite Chew. And swallow.

Upset.

2010-12-06T15:13:00.000-08:00

I'm sorry for what I said last night.

It's agonizing to know you're upset.

Again I feel helpless, out of grasp.

I'm very sorry.

I won't let it happen again.
Cross my heart.

Black Ink.

2010-12-06T05:30:00.000-08:00

Whoa my room got wifi! Quite fast somemore:)

Taiwan's great so far, and it's cold.. GOSH PHINEAS AND FERB IN CHINESE IS SO
COOL.

Lots of stinky tofu. And I don't like the smell.

My tour guide looks nice:) and in my group, got two boys that keep doing stupid stuff. Like trying to frigging touch the train when it's coming. Waow.

And there are babies too. Cute! But one just won't stop crying. Stupid parents uh!

Alright that's all, folks!

Bleh.

2010-12-03T07:53:00.000-08:00

i are bored. oh nos. i eat little children when im bored.

kids with whipped cream. and a cherry on top.

eww whipped cream is like, suck. it's just like cream, but its... whipped.

whipped potato is different. it frigging pwns. because potato is already godly.

i used to think that potatoes grow from trees. YEAH AS IF YOU DONT THINK THAT WHEN YOU'RE SMALL.

ying zhi told me a mushroom joke. a series of jokes related to mushrooms. i almost cried. i hereby have a threshold for lameness. wanna know it? wait till im back. >)

"back from where?" taiwan! gonna eat and eat and eat like an ongbear. hope it snows. although its improbable. but still, no harm hoping~

imagine it snows in singapore. whoa. the merlion will be white! so will the Stamford Raffles statue! and the Cavengh (idk how spell) bridge!

sorry, but im really bored, and i dont wanna sleep. only three people read my blog anyways. Quinie Tekkey and me. the others, feel free to address my negligence of your pressence on my tagboard! its dying anyways.

gosh. black ops is pretty fun. should i get it? "Of course NOT^100000!!! :'("

okay i wont! no money anyways. :P

reach was getting boring. until i found a new objective: GET TO LT COLONEL GRADE ONE. so i chiong-ed for the entire night and got it. now my interest level is back to average. oh dear.

got this idea from somebardy that the most trusted person you have must be first on the link list! so yeah. >)

alright, THIS IS THE LAST POST BEFORE I GO OFF. :"(

wads there to do in taiwan? you know, their cops look kinda dumb. wad kind of cops wear caps?! and the taiwan cops are being portrayed super retardedly in Ai. gosh. im doubting their security already.

hk is different. the cops in hk police drams are so freaking awesome. and their uniform is GREEN. whoa. thats pretty useful, you know. they can climb up trees and hide behind the trees all day to monitor suspects. without being noticed. much more useful than a cap, eh?

alright. im done rubbishing. dont get bored when im away uh! yeah YOU. and dont think too much!:)

Lieutanant Colonel.

2010-12-01T06:51:00.001-08:00

:)

i am currently a *look at title* now! woohooooo.

alright, its about time i give reach a break. YEAH U GOT THAT RIGHT, I AINT NO GONNA PLAY REACH THAT OFTEN ANYMORE.

hmm. so im gonna send long off tmr, and go shopping with yl (how ghey) on friday.

then it'll be TAIWAN! But it'll be another week until we meet:/

Miss your :D face! >)

Wild Thoughts.

2010-11-29T07:11:00.000-08:00

hai! how have you been! im fine.

i need to keep my mind occupied. my high intellect and powerful mind will go rampant if i keep staying at home. oh nos.

sometimes, its not good to know too much. because it leads to a hunger for more knowledge.

another wise and random quote by me. take heed, kids.

i are earning cR like nuts now. i shall be Lt. Colonel by friday! or saturday! before i leave.

sian manzx.

kinda looked back and wondered if history will repeat itself on us.
history of both of us. those negative ones.

but once i thought of the times we had together,
im certain that i will have nothing to worry about:)

SEE? thats why i need to find smth to do. alright, shall go check fb. bye and nights!

Green shirts really do suck.

2010-11-25T08:44:00.000-08:00

I are still awake. Because err.. I dont know. My genius sparks at the brink of dawn.

I dont know how I'm gonna get up early tomorrow, too. Like serious.

I'm gay. Yay.

Okay, I'll end off. Until I have some thing to say here.

For now, just read the title of this post again. Says it all.

This is destruction. Hurhur. Or rather, supposedly.

Period. ;)

Wello.

2010-11-24T23:23:00.000-08:00

Hello there.

Someone are bored right nao.

This blog is supposed to be wrecked, but I don't see any kind of destruction..D:

gosh I'm going to the airport. Waow.

Alright quick!

Deciphering Thoughts.

2010-11-04T08:41:00.000-07:00

Can be quite difficult at times... Hence that self-description, perhaps?

Difficult might not be necessarily a bad thing.

Hard doesn't mean bad. At all.

Treading a path that you might deem as difficult, but the doer takes pride in.

And finds joy. And bliss.

Too young for a person like me to experience true bliss right? Well it's good enough for me.

Nonetheless, there were still little actions/words that conveyed a different message to you, rather than just humor which I thought so.

I'm just this huge insensitive geek with a uncontrollable habit of playing The Ring of Yellow Birds.

But I just want you to know,

"Unfortunately for us both, I like crazy."

Active Camoflage.

2010-10-23T06:25:00.000-07:00

Well, I'm not supposed to be blogging. But I'm here. Why is that so?

Two more days to D-day. Uh oh.

Uhhhh. All the best everyone! May the Force be with us all.

I'm scared.

Words 79-80 were a little devastating, but the later events proved otherwise:) had fun!

Hokay. I don't practice what I preach. Shall go mug! I think.

Believe.

2010-10-10T05:55:00.001-07:00

...just a little louder?

-shy-

oh nos it's nearing. My humans is still like a shyt.

Whoa anyways the GUNGNIR HELMET IS DAMN COOLS.

It's like a box for a head.

A very cool box.

Hmm i'm kinda sick of macs now.

THIRTY FIVE DOLLARS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

okay. Handsome min suddenly had a sister. WAOW.

Kayz, time to save some moolah.

I like the way we talk:)

That's Ever Been Mine.

2010-10-03T06:44:00.000-07:00

Whoa o levels. Sian ttm.

I've figured out that if somebody is to read my posts, I shall blog in a more general perspective and not talk too much on gundamn or halo stuff!

Whoaaaaaa I've completed Reach on Legendary! Woohooooooooooo

Oh yeah. I'VE GOT RECON ARMOR BABYS.

But then everyone haz it so the halo 3 one would be more... Prestigious.

OKAY SORRY. Stupid box.

So looking forward to after Os.

And physics seemed do-able for the first time!

The weather is on random mode again. It's burning hot like a chew today.

So here u go! Lest you get bored.

Never thought I'll be looking forward to anything related to butterflies soOooOooooOo much:)

Send Me Out... With A Bang!

2010-09-13T06:44:00.000-07:00

Reach, here i come.

who the fook knows wads a decagon la? har la har la u smart la get lost la.

uniformly retarded. heehee.

geog was.... well, "BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME."

campaign or firefight? campaign or firefight?!

haha soooo long never play a decent game of firefight already. miss those days.

"the Arbiter? i thought he was dead! hold your fire!"

BUT BUT BUT, hold your horses.

i aint crazy over reach! i have better stuff! much better stuff!

like, studies! and, sleep! and, you!

did i mention that geog was a utter failure today? yeah okay, yeah it was.

I'll Die Trying.

2010-09-06T07:59:00.000-07:00

ther-mo-fee-leh? ther-mo-fi-lee?

stupid Greeks.

exciting day today! tuition for two plusplusplus hours. someone fell asleep.

then went to library. woohoo did emaths. and chem and physics.

actually the previous statement was just to keep my conscience on check.

didnt know how to do a question, asked tutor. ended up having three more questions to solve.

i need a earphone splitter. please?

the weather now is painfully awesome. do you think you can be happy until the extent where u actually feel pain?

just asking~ never experienced it. only felt numbness of my jaw muscles when i smile for too long. which is like, everyday.

okay, long day. eventful days ahead! gotta catch sleep. maybe, just kidding! k bye.

600th.

2010-08-30T07:23:00.000-07:00

thought that this is damn funny. and cool. whets your appetite, doesnt it!

its my six hundredth post. omg. thats alot. thats alot. really.

im so tired today! and today was so fun! even though i threw up my breakfast and lunch. :)

HAPPY TEACHERS DAY!

woohoo. tmr no sch. so study. zomg. i actually knew absolutely nothing about circles.

hope i'll get better tmr. im sure i will!

i was wondering, those construction cranes that are a staggering tens of meters high... how does the operator get to the cabin? climb up?

yes. they climb up. WHOA.

lalala today's performance was intensively exhilarating. like, really. zomg. COOL.

hey, tmr got the supercool show on okto! on animals and insects and stuff! u know got this damselfly, when they mate, they form a heart shape? COOL RIGHT. ~~its like some supercool sex position.~~

then got this beetle, can spray some acid that is effing hot and literally burns the victim? corrosively and...hottily?

okay. i think, its time for me to rest. or not. yay!

Winter Contingency,

2010-08-25T09:49:00.000-07:00

this is my 599th post. is that cool or what?

and im still awake! with lots more to come. or should i sleep now? i duno. feeling a little weird after eating four bananas.

i actually ate one. for fun. then after that i got hungry. so i got curious and searched the kitchen. there's only bread. so if i eat the bread, i will have bananas for breakfast tmr. so i ate three bananas.

thats quite a wise approach right, hor.

friday OMG

imma shall take mc and stay at home tmr. yeah i'll be at home. sian.

its ruth versus chin, who will win.

wa i think the girl from the double-a advertisement look damn chio.

like seriously.

night fever~

done with all others except for the gantt charts and the minor details and one research on the TV width. sian. wa sian. damn sian.

so tmr shall touch on ideation and development. at least 20 pages. (Y)

okay la, i shall get back to my folio. bye folks. see you four hours later.

Remembrance.

2010-08-20T07:56:00.000-07:00

today is the day where extraordinary stuff of awesomeness were done. t-minus, 25days.

dnt's deadline nearing WOOHOO! journal's still at lower twenties. haven really pasted stuff on paper yet.

seems like alot of ppl fell off their chairs these days. a 2012 phenomenon perhaps?

never seem to get partial fractions. do with the same method, still can get answer wrong. that means im really retarded.

the weather is super cold nowadays. actually, its just today and ytd. heard there's a tornado in indonesia. wow. when is snow on the menu? imagine having snow in zhss. WHOA COOL. then we can...WA SO COOL SIA

it'll be cooler if its hailstones though. walking outdoors just got a little more intense. that impending sense of death... nice.

well, you seem to be in utter disarray. its k, wouldn't be a problem if reach kicks in.

i'm not talking much sense, am i. state of rampancy.

heard that the Singapore soccer yog team totally thrashed some giant African guys. or is it some other country? way to go!

first 1000 isn't that hard... right. RIGHT?! okay i'll go at 10. like really. the conditions are damn favourable to me. like really. here's some listed...
1. coincidentally i have no papers on that fateful day.
2.timing is 12 noon, so people would have to queue in the morning. singaporeans are lazy, no one wants to leave their beds. so i win.
3. sch still resumes for the rest of the students.
4. i can make it.
5. woohoooooo

okay, thats about all. relatively happy, slight chances of tiredness and deep slumber. bye!

Cheer Up!

2010-07-22T06:38:00.000-07:00

err, i thought this was pretty funny. ISNT IT?!

whoa super nice weather! if only everyday was lidat. every single day!

haha.hahahaha. suddenly duno wanna blog wad alr. lol. funny hor. haha. lol.

ok i go eat my beard papa now. u noe the chocolate cream then inside got the cream puff wann? u noe? yeah that one. woohoo! bye and nights!

The Flood.

2010-07-19T07:04:00.000-07:00

"it's spreading, all over the city."

surprisingly its quite cooling now! wonder why.

was thinking perhaps i can take some time off and go home after chn listening compre tmr, but nooo, ng wants us to dnt all the way till evening! "dont want do then dun come lor." okayokay. i come i come.

today was pretty lax, yeah. keep doing skill 3 nowadays. fun what!

i'm gonna have a tight cash flow in july. pls be considerate. plan the month of ur baby's birth.

there are SO MUCH stuff i wanna do after Os. SO MUCH.

most of which concerns Reach.

hey it rhymes!

i realised there's lots of spiders in my house. i duno why. ok bye!

A Hundred Men Or More.

2010-07-16T06:35:00.000-07:00

i blessed the rains down in Africa...

whoa it finally rained like shyt today! was hoping it could last until tmr, but that hope was short-lived. it's these kind of tiny wishes that keeps school interesting.

alot of time was wasted in sch this week. the going through of papers. hais. the mastery test was smth that could be done three times during its duration.

and my cca didnt award me anything cos im just a freaking sgt='(

biased shyt. anyways its so hot now. dnt design lab got the suck-the-air-outside-the-window-and-blow-it-out-as-aircon-air machine. whoa damn cool sia! energy efficient! i shall get ten of these and put them in my room. with lots of tubes dangling out of my window. cool siol.

u know there's this shyt machine in the dnt lab that cuts things without a single sound? all u have to do is place ur metal/acrylic strip into the slot, and step on the pedal, which u have to technically stand on the pedal for it to depress. then it cuts ur strip! without a sound!

then there's this awesome can in the dnt lab that says "strain removal spray"! sounds ordinary right?! its not as simple as it seems. its super cool! i sprayed the spray on my product to get rid of marker marks and guess wad?! nothing happened! so i used some cloth to wipe it off, hoping desperately for some results. still nothing! thus i just spam the entire bottle. until i read this little line on the can:"spray contains substances known to be cancer-causing".

well guys, i guess thats the end of me. and this post. bye!

Control Yourself.

2010-07-10T08:17:00.000-07:00

hey there i just realised i have about 4 weeks left for my dnt.

and i haven drill the holes, assemble the stuff, and do my sketchup and my board. AND MY FOLIO.

siao liao.

thats why imma gonna get everything done next week! TEH ENTIRE WEEK.

went to watch despicable me on friday with the 2e5 ppl. hahaha! agnes seriously look like camilla.

then went to eat soup for dinner. whoa. they have regular large and bread bowl. so i was saying, u can order the bread bowl and then chew a hole at the bottom and slurp all the soup up! whoa!

then went up and play some games. hahah fun, then went home.

OH YA then today was np pop day! play dodgeball, which i failed at miserably, and some other stuffs. then got performance. eugenelim and his mates were dancing some korean song. or isit indian.

then buffet! okok la. the beehoon abit bland, but im hungry so there isnt much of a diff.

then went to j8 walk walk. whoa. damn look like siol.

since diol is pronounced as die-oh, then siol should be sai-oh WAD RIGHT

ok then super tired now. tmr got tuition and i haven finish my physics stuff yet. hahaahha

ok duty calls. i gotta go talktothewalls now. bye!

cough cough COugH

2010-07-06T06:26:00.000-07:00

waow at least today's amath paper was... do-able.

tmr is oral walao wa sian go back school just to talk to two adults.

IN CHINESE SOMEMORE.

wa sian then the china teacher dun like my face how? i think i'll bow first. and say "gong xi gong xi" or smth lidat

i sound as if i know nuts about being a chinese LOLOLOLLOLOLOL

okay sorry, must be the weather.

wooooHOOOOO np pop this week! wa so long never go np alr, miss everyone. ya im a grown man so? hUH? huhUhUHuH?

tmr can sleep until like duno wad WOOOHOOOOOO

oh ya, need bring ic. okok.

nth much to say leh. ok shall read oral stuff. okay byeee

There's Always Someone Else

2010-07-03T07:24:00.001-07:00

out there... what makes u think you are the only one?

wa sho funny. the first germany goal, i can hear the surrounding blocks shout goal. whoa.

anyways, the sabre is damn coolz. can fire missiles leh! 5-6 of them i think.

and brainpop has an application on iphone! u noe, the educational videos staring this guy with a orange robot that beeps? yeah that one.

marina sands was totally awesome... with some other downsides too.

the shopping area was err... kinda redundant to walk around at, since all the shops are like gucci and hermes (i cant type the "e" with a tick) , richard miller yves saint laurent yeah u know all those. and the shyt is that, theres absoulutely nothing to eat there! except for koufu. isit koufu? yeah i think so. and a coffee bean. and the hotel bar. which costs two bombs. two leh. not "a bomb". its two.

butthen the structure super cools! u noe the shopping atrium hor, got this glass bowl on the roof, with a hole in the bowl. then the bowl collect rainwater and then the water drips down the atrium, into a fountain/circular pool of water shyt! how cool is that?!

then they hang alot of strains of reflective pieces of plastic up about twenty storeys high, and then hor, the wind blow, the stringy plastic shyt makes waves, creating a water effect?! how cools is that?!

and then hor, the lift hor, wa siao. faster than my house lift sia. damn fast sia! like serious. then the lift door open super swiftly and silently la!

HOW COOL IS THAT?!

oh wow, another cry of goal-ness.

wa today super nice sia. rain rain and rain and rain and xia yu and lor hor and rain. wa. nice.

im gonna get a vuzuzela!

and im gonna bring it to school. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

kk self-high. sorry.

ever wondered wad if a bird gets sucked into a airplane's engine?

whoa. poor bird. (wad about all those ppl on the plane?!) who cares.

Five-Niner-Zero

2010-06-24T08:37:00.000-07:00

whoohoo 590th!

i shall get 700 posts by the end of 2010. cos i like seven. ok make that 777.

wanna find ppl study also so hard. sian la tsk tsk tsk

suddenly i understand circuits a hell lot more now! woohooo! do u noe pd across two points and at one pt is NOT THE SAME?!

ok i have downgraded to "idiot".

watched the old republic star wars game trailer and i dont think its canon... hor? old republic got so many siths meh?

wa but the girl bounty hunter with the jetpack super chio.

i found a buzz lightyear with pop out wings! WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GOALLLL! DRAW ! GHANENA!

okay. sorry. nice nice. italy.

anyways for ur informations, there is no WATER in a plasma tv. it's ionised gas called PLASMA goddamnit. for the next idiot who says theres WATER in a plasma tv, imma gonna make him into plasma.

alruight its gettign late now and i wanna sleep. but something/one keeping me waiting. who could it be?

okay i shall go now byeeeeeeeeee

"GET UP SO I CAN KILL YOU AGAIN!"

2010-06-22T08:21:00.000-07:00

wa. just played halo: CE on my 360. graphics super nice! butt damn lag.

i think halo CE has the best campaign. compared to the others. YAY!

Chewbear says:
BANG BANG BANG
Roy says:
SHOOT ME!
Chewbear says:
walan eh
Roy says:
SHOOOOOOT MEEE

wow. he's nuts. we are all nuts. WASEH SHE DAMN CUTE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

as in, the yamaha girl. ZOMG

tmr gonna study with ppl. woohoo! gonna touch humanities for the first time. yay!

okay. nth else. thats all folks!

In A Matter Of Opinion,

2010-06-22T02:49:00.001-07:00

i need to start on humanities.

wad weird weather today. morning the sun was shining like some robert pattinson, when it suddenly rained like some cats and.... ok dogs. with the sun STILL SHINING.

im getting more and more ghey by the second. i enjoy smsing guys now.

totally forgot about enviroment chapter and light. shall work on it soon. science is all that i study~ emaths is easy. i think. humanities is just a matter of death and death.

wa, weather damn hot. gonna have a sore throat soon. then i can sing like nickelback or hinder. they sound the same anyways.

i wouldnt encourage ppl getting a hard drive with an external power supply. they are bulky, and their power cord is damn short.

i've been receiving feedback that im too insensitive. im so sorry.

its just that i've used too much sensodyne. ok thats 1/5.

i miss reading calvin and hobbes. haha

okay, nth much here. happy wasting ur time on internet. byeee

Portugal Is Owning.

2010-06-21T05:50:00.000-07:00

c'mon give them a chance... u better. maybe nukes would persuade you into letting them win?

wait, isit north or south?

i keep studying my sciences, i duno why, really. running away from humanities. all memory work. i prefer... common sense.

maybe, as long as i pressume/assume the correct stuffs in physics, ie. gravity is 10N, no drag force, no loss of heat to surroundings, ammeter has zero resistance, THEN PERHAPS i can score well!

i hope.

i reeelly reeelly dun wan to study ss and geog leh.... HOW?!

hahahahahhahhahahahaha world cup. so funny. screwed up games.

watched defiance today. great movie. i was watching it and then one of the lead actors look so damn familiar... then i realised its SABRETOOTH.

WHOA, THEN ITS JAMES BOND AND SABRETOOTH IN ACTION!

i should stop watching movies. and study my humanities. and amaths.

there's too much hypocrites and pretenders on fb. like seriously. it's decaying my character. I WILL NOT LET IT HAPPEN~!

hey the worrm isnt supposed to be there.

wa nth to do. shall TRY to study. okay? okay DUN JUDGE ME. hahahahaha okay STOP IT STOP JUDGING HEY THATS NOT NICE STOP JUDGING ME!

stop alr? i said stop! waow, u wanna sound like a turd, just say "dun judge me." it's the closest thing that can register u as a non-intellectual. there are exceptions, thou.

sept 14. rawr.

Pr0s Fall And N00bs Prevail.

2010-06-20T06:19:00.000-07:00

Ello I'm yet again at my granny's house. So boring, everyone watching tv and my dad is playing bejewels. Since 7. It's 9.30
now. Maybe he likes exploding jewels?

ZOMGGGG the little girl in the yamaha advertisement so uber cuteeee ttm! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'll like to emphasize that I'm not a pedophile.

I'm a HALOREACHPHILE HAHAHAHAHAHA

okay the weather is dissappointing nowadays. No
more ginormous storms.

Hey kids, do u know that the mathematical formula of pH is -lg(conc. of h+ ions)?

Whoaaaaa. Do you know the more an element is towards te right of the periodic table, the more electronegative it is? Meaning it shares a greater affinity with electrons? Meaning electrons will tend to like it more?

And all these crap isn't tested for prelims. Sian

did I mention that toy story was totally uber duper awesome x999999 ttm (SHAKE FOR REVENGE MODE ) ?

The shows on local tv is so repetitive. Like serious? Wad, mediacorp no moneh? Spent it all on those charity shows? Or te stupid xinmsn?

Wa that xinmsn thing sucks la. I clicked on a link called " hot babes of FIFA world cup" and it could not load. Damn.

From the above text you can possibly conclude that my time was pretty much wasted on unnecessary means of entertainment.

Sorry. Anyways, humanities is super hard to study. Not that I tried la, but I sense it to be hard.

My midichlorian count is 6 x10^23. Easily surpassing any Skywalker. 200000 noob shyt.

Hahahahhahahahahahahhaahhaha I miss np. Sian.

Okay la I gtg now. Gng home WOOHOO okay byebyebye

Infinito Y Mas Alla. Cha Cha On!

2010-06-18T06:55:00.000-07:00

hey kids, its not cool to have random words in between ur name now, but rather to repeat ur name TWICE instead! ok idk wads wrong with me. think negative thoughts of me? well TOO BAD!

whoa today was a blast. first went to gaigai around resort world at sentosa, but no time to go into the universal studios to play cos movie starts at 3 plus. then toy story was frigging awesome. pixar movies always make my eyes water...

WELL MOVING ON, toy story is naise. hey do you know i found this buzz action figure that has pop-out wings online? but dunno whether singapore have anot lol.

so orchard road was flooded. wow. the never ending streams of pedestrians must be one of the causes.

facebook is kiilling blogging! like, really.

okay la nth much to blog about. prelims coming. my forehead reads "exam-stress resistant".

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR IS MADE IN TAIWAN?! WTF?! i just remembered that from the first toy story movie.

okay enough of buzz. gotta go watch some world cup now, bye nights seeya okay to infinity and >infinity!

From The Beginning.

2010-06-17T23:03:00.000-07:00

Well I'm waiting fr my food to come, so i'll take this chance to blog.

Wa universal studios damn big! But also damn hot. Lol

I heard that they lowered the age for gambling to 16 right? So I can go into the casino? No? Sian. The gallardo in the casino looks sexy. Or is it a murchielago? Lol duno how to spell. They look the same anywayyyyy

wa siao the lobby there all sport cars sia. All porsche ferrari Aston Martin blah blah.

Of all the posh stores like coach and bulgari and lv, I think I like the Victoria's Secret store best. LOLOLOL

gonna watch toy story later! Byeeeeeee

Pop-Out Wings And Interactive Color Buttons

2010-06-06T05:27:00.000-07:00

With light and sound effects.

Whoa I went to find my buzz lightyear toy I had when I was small.

To my horrendous horror, it wasn't in the storeroom. Which means it is LOST.

Had a quick look at the Buzz merchandise in stores now, and they suck. You know why?
-they don't have pop-out wings. When I was young, u press the big red button on buzz's chest, and the wings POP OUT. You dun have to FIX IT ON.
-buzz has much better articulation. Especially his fingers. The new buzz toys SUCK.
-and all the catch phrase that come out when u press the buttons are all changed! WTF!
-I duno why,but buzz looks more plastic now. Sian.

If anyone sees a buzz with pop out wings, PLS TELL ME?

Hahaha. I saw this breathtaking advertisement on channel 8, that says that 爱 is gonna air every weekday at 7pm.

I hope they are joking. They better be.

Wa siao, today morning rain sia. Wa siao.

I tried chewy junior. Had te same result as when I first ate donut factory. I had to get a clean new shirt.

I think my mouth pua kang.

Tmr got school, and woohoo Monday blues! Triple rhyme combo.

All those who has a i-smth, go get fruit ninja. Whoa super fun sia!

Okok nthing much. I wanna go out pls? Okay byeeee

Indecisiveness, Often Leads To Calamities.

2010-05-21T07:02:00.000-07:00

whoa today is like, effing hot la.

today chem spa was super duper colourful. really.

anyways, in order to solve a problem, u have to look at the BIG PICTURE. like, serious. if u dun look at the BIG PICTURE, your actions will be greatly detrimental to the situation or even aggrevate the problem. i will personally like to exploit my extensive knowledge of vocabulary, to further empathise on the importance of seeing things, from a larger perspective.

but then again, if one manages to do the above step, but executes the wrong solution, all efforts would be futile as well. learn to find a way that brings about the aftermath of happiness and joy, not more misery and confusion.

while dealing with these challenges, always have a positive approach and put the main empathsis on getting the problem solved with minimal hiccups. always maintain a constant attitude towards the problem, any waver of emotions will cripple your intentions. a mix of feelings wouldn't even help at all.

last but most important of all, follow your heart. but then again, your heart, at times, instructs you to do certain things that you too, will feel, is against ur conscience. thus, u can ignore this paragraph.

follow your heart. and conscience. and me.

well, after so much quarrels. its time to let go, and get things done. make it happen. o levels does not wait.

Truth and Reconciliation.

2010-05-18T06:44:00.000-07:00

my blog is dying.

pokemon dun appeal to me anymore. now, im into PLASMA REPEATER.

whoaa that thing is the shyt of my life now la. bloody hell i earned the most kills with it.

DEFINITELY GETTING REACH ON THE FIRST DAY.i hope...

and the assault was quite effective as well, just that i seriously hate the needle rifle. dun do a shyt.

and the needler performs so well, it can take out a single CSS battlecruiser with a single round.

chinese o's siannnnn im underperforming. it's okay, i'll become a spartan when i grow up.

i think i wear specs, to let people locate my eyes, so they can maintain eye contact with me. im serious.

tmr going nyp... for sports day wtf. i told my other sch frens and they also like, WTF. of all places? nvm its gonna be interesting.

wa siannnn nowadays effing bored. got some ppl u text them hor, they dunno how to text back wann.

did i mention that the plasma repeater was freaking awesome?

LALA USED PSYCHIC!

2010-05-13T06:12:00.000-07:00

it is super effective!

wtf. im addicted. blaziken baybeh~

gardevoir baybeh~

the sky is so misty at night. or isit foggy? i duno. maybe ashes from the volcano somewhere far far away?

if elim was a pokemon, i think she's a legendary pokemon. attacks include Critical Thinking and Give You Zero. and Half Past Six Answer.

nowadays keep raining, i like!

chinese o levels coming, an zhua kuan??

whoa feeling sleepy now. i think i kena attacked by a swablu or smth. okay i shall sleep. bye and nights

WTF I WAS RIGHT

2010-05-09T02:12:00.000-07:00

WHOAAAAAAAAAAA

image from gordonator.